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Tale of the Tape: Week 2 vs San Fransucko

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Well, the Hawks threw a bagel on the scoreboard on those sheep from that town with a a 200 foot tall half of a Mickey D's logo...

TOTT is 1-0 and showing the world once again the numbers...Well...They NEVER lie...

We here at the TOTT have put Seatown and San Fransicko into the hopper and here's what came out:

Population:
Seattle: 3,344,813 (14th)
San Francisco: 7,431, 231 (6th)

Winner: San Francisco, the Bay Area is more NY than California.....Which is fine because TOTT is from SoCal when you think California lifestyle you think surfboards and ragtops, not flannel and fog...

Name:
Seattle: Named after a local Duwamish chief named Sealth. His grave on Bainbridge Island looks at his namesake city.
San Francisco: Named after St. Francis Patron Saint of the Animals.

Winner: Seattle, screw you PETA!

Nickname:
Seattle: Emerald City
San Francisco: The Golden Gate

Winner: San Francisco, last time I looked there wasn't an "Emerald Rush"...

Slang Name
Seattle: Seatown
San Fransisco: NoCal

Winner: Seattle, NoCal sounds like a diet soda...

Sports Teams:
Seattle: Seahawks, Mariners, Sounders
San Francisco: 49ers, Giants

Winner: Seattle, one fanbase lives in the '80s and the other looks to the glory days of when * was still hitting BALCO aided HRs.

Sports Teams Lost:
Seattle: 2-Supersonics, Pilots
San Francisco: Warriors (Oakland), Raiders (Oakland, they played at Candlestick before the Whiners did), Sharks (San Jose, they played in the Cow Palace before moving to San Jose).

Winner: San Francisco, they lost teams...But "losing" those teams meant a move either across or down the Bay.

Championships:
Seattle: 2-Mets won 1917 Stanley Cup, Supersonics won 1979 NBA FInals
San Francisco: 6-49ers (Superbowls XVI, XIX, XXIII, XXIV, XXIX), Warriors 1975 NBA Finals (even though they played in Oakland at the time they won the Finals at the Cow Palace).

Winner: San Francisco, the "Team of the '80s" started with "The Catch" and never looked back.

Notable Landmarks:
Seattle: Space Needle, SAFECO Field, Smith Tower
San Francisco: Golden Gate Bridge, PacBell/SBC/AT&T/Whatever it is this week Park, Coit Tower, Transamerica Pyramid

Winner: San Francisco, the Golden Gate is world famous, Coit Tower is a view to remember, and the Pyramid is one of the most amazing looking buildings in the world.

Beer:
Seattle: Pyramid, Redhook, Hale's Ales
San Francisco: Anchor Steam

Winner: Seattle...San Fran started the microbrew craze....Seattle PERFECTED it...

Cuisine:
Seattle: Salmon, Crab, Dick's Drive In, El Gaucho, Ivars
San Francisco: Chinese Food, Seafood,

Winner: San Francisco, they have the same cuisine as us for the most part...They get bonus points for having an In-N-Out Burger on the pier.

People:
Seattle: Kurt Cobain, Erika Christensen, Judy Collins, Richard Karn, Stacie Orrico
San Francisco: Ken Behring, Joe DiMaggio, Teri Hatcher, Nina Hartley, Jeff Gordon, Steve Jobs

Winner: Seattle, a pornstar, an asshole baseball player, a NECKAR Driver, and Ken "Satan" Behring...Nuff said...

Natural Landmarks
Seattle: Mt. Rainier, Puget Sound, Olympic Mountains, Cascades
San Fransisco: Pacific Ocean, SF Bay, Wine Country

Winner: Seattle, Mt. Rainier makes it all worthwhile!

TV Shows Based in Area
Seattle: Grey's Anatomy, Frasier, Harry and the Hendersons
San Francisco: Streets of San Francisco, Nash Bridges, Full House

Winner: Seattle, we didn't have John Stamos' mullet or those annoying ass Olsen Twins..

Songs:
Seattle: Seattle ain't Bullshittin'--Sir Mix Alot
San Francisco: San Francisco--Tony Bennett

Winner: Seattle, My Posse's on Broadway---beyotch!

Head to Head:
Seattle: 11
San Francisco: 9

Winner: Seattle....We are 9-5 vs them since moving to the NFC...

Overall Winner: Seattle 9-6..Close match, but then again...What would you expect when we are matched up with the "Seattle of the South"?

Enjoy Week 2! GO HAWKS!!!
 
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It did but Anchor Steam is much older...
 
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NoCal is what people in REAL California call the losers from upstate...

REAL California ends on the Grapevine Pass on the way to Bakersfield, north of that is flannel and faggots......
 
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